Saturday, March 15, 2008

Cartoon: Dubya's "Over-Correction" Connection


Related Articles:
Bush Fends off Truthfulness Questions after DUI Disclosure, CNN, 11/03/2000
Bush Acknowledges Weakness In U.S. Economy, Associated Press, 3/14/08.

Just For Fun:
Dick Cheney's DUI Citation, Cheyenne Wyoming, 11/19/62

And a bonus from the WMD Stockpiles:

(April 24, 2004)

Friday, March 14, 2008

Rev. Chuck Currie Endorses Steve Novick, Cites Poverty Plan

Chuck Currie, the blogging reverend, has announced his endorsement of U.S. Senate candidate Steve Novick.
This campaign is about who can best protect our environment, who can best end the war, who can best help ensure that all Americans have health care, who can best get the economy moving again, and who can best address the rising tide of poverty that grips our communities. Steve Novick is that candidate.

He has offered specific plans but more than that in his lifetime of experience in public policy he has demonstrated a willingness to fight for the common good. Steve Novick is a politician in the tradition of Tom McCall, Wayne Morse and Paul Wellstone.

I am particularly impressed that Steve Novick is the only candidate to take seriously the issue of poverty and to offer detailed plans for legislative action that will help Oregon address the issue.

The incumbent in this race has helped to create many of the challenges we now face: he voted for the war and voted for economic policies that have increased deficits and thrown our economy into crisis mode.

Steve Novick’s unique ability to draw people together in common cause will help turn America around and that is why I will vote for him in this election.
That sums it up pretty well. Nice job, Rev. Currie.

Cartoon: Jeff Merkley=BuzzKill


CONTEXT: Seems Jeff Merkley's "off-the-shelf campaign" got a little jealous of Steve Novick's creative ads and fund-raising.

After Novick launched the Left Hook Lager fundraiser, his "opponents" contacted some local media to complain that his campaign was illegally selling alcohol. Unfortunately for Team M, this latest whine fell flat, mostly because the Oregon Liquor Control Commission confirmed that Novick hasn't done anything wrong and has been working with them throughout the process.

If they're really this desperate, Merkley's Washington, D.C., campaign consultants must believe Novick can't be beaten on the issues.

Meanwhile, Merkley spokeswoman Emily Litella had this to say about Merkley's latest attempt to create a silly scandal.

Gordon Smith's Golden Swing: Going...Going...Gone?

The Oregonian's Jeff Mapes reported this interesting little tidbit on his blog:
I was surprised to hear that Sen. Gordon Smith is no longer on Golf Digest's Washington Top 200 list.

In 2005, Golf Digest reported that Smith's handicap was 8.2 - good enough to put him at 41st on their list of D.C. movers and shakers who play the game.

This year, Smith has disappeared from the list.
Now why would a guy who normally plays golf so often that he regularly ranks among the best of Washington's pampered class (and even paid $1.25 million for four golf clubs, including a putter owned by an old Scottish king) suddenly fall off that list right before he's about to face his toughest challenge for re-election? Why isn't he proud of all the time and practice it took perfecting his game and elevating his status among the top of Washington's fairway elite?

I know what you're thinking, and shame on you for being so cynical. It's all very innocent.
He told the magazine he hasn't played enough to calculate his handicap. Smith "hasn't been hitting the links as much as he used to or would like to," his campaign spokesman, R.C. Hammond, told me, adding that the senator is "just working too hard."

Got that! He's just been out there in Washington working too hard for you and me. Can't you tell? And apparently Gordon's not the only Beltway Boy whose newfound work ethic has been cutting into the weekly tee times. Mapes continues:
Golf Digest says it ran into a lot of this reticence in its survey this year.

"In the wake of the [Jack] Abramoff scandal, there's a greater-than-ever hesitancy among golfers to admit they play. Abramoff is the former high-powered lobbyist who pleaded guilty in 2006 to charges involving fraud, tax evasion and conspiracy to bribe public officials. Luxury golf junkets to Scotland were among the things that got him in trouble."
I guess that's why the Founding Fathers made sure that not every Senator had to seek re-election at the same time. It could put D.C.'s golf courses out of business.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Why Is The Little Rubber Dog The Most Honest Guy In The Room?

Classic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. This time he's pooping in the "spin room" after one of the 2004 Bush/Kerry debates (with a special cameo by "Bush's Brain"). Take it away, Oh Great One:

Cartoon: Gordon Smith Bonds With His Constituents

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Related Articles:
Gordon Smith Says He's Missing The Links, Jeff Mapes, OregonLive March 7, 2008.
Gordon Smith, You're So Vain, BlueOregon, June 18 2007.

Senate Primary Debate Audio Available (Eugene)

Here's a chance to listen to the audio broadcast of the Oregon U.S. Senate Democratic Primary debate hosted by the Eugene City Club on March 7.

Eugene public radio station KLCC recorded the event.

Pavel Goberman, David Loera, Jeff Merkley, Candy Neville and Steve Novick participated.

And Extra-Special Kudos to debate moderator Pat Skipper for her willingness to judiciously bang the gavel on Pavel.

Related Article:
U.S. Senate Candidates Let Accusations Fly, Harry Esteve, The Oregonian, March 8.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Bye-Bye Birdie

We lost Charlie Parker on this day in 1955.



Hank Jones, Ray Brown, Buddy Rich, Lester Young, Bill Harris, Flip Phillips, Sweets Edison and Ella Fitzgerald listening in. AMAZING!

More Video Fun: Baby Got Barack

These days I can't even imagine a world without YouTube. Many thanks to the teenage nerd (multi-millionaire?) who thought of it:

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

BlueOregon's Terri Schiavo Moment

(Freshly updated below)

Is BlueOregon experiencing its Terri Schiavo moment? You'll remember Schiavo as the severely brain damaged woman for whom the Republicans running Washington dropped all other business and rose up to try and prevent her husband from exercising his right to make the end-of-life decisions that unfortunately take place everyday in hospitals throughout the country.

The episode is widely viewed as the Republican overreach that laid bare some long-hidden truths about how far afield the GOP had strayed from Ronald Reagan's conservative movement. A Schiavo Moment is the political equivalent of jumping the shark.

A post at BlueOregon by a shameless Merkley hatchet man may be the overreach that clearly exposes a shiny nugget of truth about the popular Democratic site: Blue Oregon Publisher and Jeff Merkley campaign consultant Kari Chisholm exploits the credibility brought to BlueOregon by its many and varied contributors by turning Oregon's largest "progressive community" blog into an unofficial campaign site for his paying clients.

That's fun to watch when it's Democrats taking on Republicans -- not so much fun when he turns that machine against what is supposed to be his own team.

Let's take a look.

U.S. Senate candidate Steve Novick's campaign manager Jake Weigler Monday called B.S. at BlueOregon for its pro-Merkley bias. Weigler posted the comment below at 2:30 p.m., but it didn't show up in the thread for nearly five hours after it had been thoroughly and mercilessly buried by other comments. Chisholm says a spam filter kicked in because of the number of links in Weigler's comment. That excuse makes sense. I've personally experienced the BlueOregon spam filter on posts with multiple embedded links.

Although BlueOregon sometimes pulls "Notable Comments" out of the comment threads and places them on the front page, it looks like the Novick campaign has yet to receive this courtesy from Merkley's Mandate Media man, so I'm posting it here at WMD.

(UPDATE: BlueOregon posted Weigler's comment Tuesday afternoon).

Take it away, Jake:

This is a difficult post to write ... actually it’s not, but as it will be the last time the Novick campaign writes on this blog until the end of the primary, I decided to make it a good one.

The choice to give Mr. Kamberg, the latest online Merkley hatchet man, the keys to Blue Oregon should come as a surprise to no one who has been closely following this primary and its treatment on this site. Not content to let Kevin’s relentless stream of attacks and smears sit on his own site, Kari Chisholm, the Merkley campaign’s online consultant, has chosen to give Kamberg a bigger soapbox from which to launch a string of false attacks on Steve Novick. I will get to the “substance” of his charges below, but first this needs to be called out for what it is.

It is page one of the political establishment’s playbook to first ignore an outsider challenger and then, when he can’t be ignored, tear him or her down with a series of lies, fabrications, smears and innuendos. The Merkley campaign has clearly adopted that strategy in the last week. After dredging up a 1998 letter to the editor to mislead voters about Steve’s 1996 vote for Ralph Nader – a letter that appeared on Mr. Kamberg’s blog hours before the media reported the Merkley campaign was pushing it around. And then Merkley himself claimed on the radio that Steve had "recently" praised Nader.

When Speaker Merkley was called out on that lie in Friday’s debate, he chose to compound that falsehood by again lying about Steve’s record, claiming:
“When Nader said Democrats and Republicans are the same, you agreed and I disagreed. I disagree with your statements about being profoundly disappointed about the candidates in the democratic primary.”

Steve, of course, never said that he agreed there was no difference between the Republicans and Democrats or that he was “profoundly disappointed” by Senators Obama or Clinton. To claim his vote for Nader in 1996 suggests that he agrees with everything Nader has ever said is analogous to saying that because Jeff Merkley voted for Clinton in 1996, he must support NAFTA and the Defense of Marriage Act.

This is only a new chapter part of a repeated pattern on this site and elsewhere by Merkley’s surrogates to misrepresent Steve’s record and statements and attack his integrity. In the last few weeks, we’ve been falsely accused by the Merkley campaign of illegally selling beer. Meanwhile, Merkley’s spokesperson even went so far as to question “whether Steve Novick cares if Gordon Smith is reelected.”

Kari, of course, is a paid media consultant of the Merkley campaign – actively coordinating with message rollout as he has acknowledged on multiple occasions. Chisholm’s claim that he only speaks for himself, while he is receiving remuneration from the campaign is untenable. A conflict of interest is a conflict of interest, regardless of whether you pledge that your integrity means you can rise above it. And the idea that you can suddenly take off your Merkley campaign cap to offer independent analysis on the race is ridiculous. I have noted previously how that relationship seems to have affected balance in coverage of the race, but today I am specifically talking about the repeated pattern of using this ostensibly neutral community as a vehicle to extend and amplify the attacks by the Merkley campaign on Steve Novick (of which Mr. Kamburg is the latest example).

Kari started off this primary with a bang, calling Steve’s disagreement with Merkley’s vote on HR 2 - “swiftboating,” – a label that earned him Rogue of the Week in the WWeek.

Kari was also, of course, the source of the extended PDA smear that ran in January. I’ve avoided revisiting that subject out of interest of helping the PDA-Oregon chapter get off the ground. After being called on the carpet for “misrepresenting” his conversation with National PDA director Tim Carpenter, I though Kari would learn to be more careful in how he handled this race. As Liz has said, she should have handled this process more carefully. But as the kitchen sink strategy moves into full gear, I feel compelled to give a more complete picture.

First, Kari omitted from his extended hit job the fact that the Merkley campaign had subsequent conversations with PDA-National where they indicated they were fine with the revised process moving forward – before he posted his breathless account.

Second, Kari wrote “The last time I called to confirm a source on something Steve had said, Jake Weigler said (and I'm paraphrasing here), ‘I'm not going to comment about this to a Merkley campaign consultant. If a real reporter calls me, I'll talk to them.’” That is a blatant misrepresentation of that conversation. I was asked the levels of proof we had whether Steve had opposed the Iraq war before it started. As I knew that the Merkley campaign was already engaged in a false whisper campaign that Jeff was the only one to publicly oppose the war before it began (a line they decided to make quite public at Friday’s debate), I was not enthused about helping a Merkley media consultant fine tune that attack.

Of course, this pattern is nothing new to the readers of Blue Oregon. In August, a then-anonymous blog published by a Mitch Greenlick staffer was immediately noted by Blue Oregon and then later used to promote an attack on Steve’s record on taxes. Greenlick himself, along with Rep. Nolan, also used the site in October to smear Steve by accusing him of being an “opportunist” running for a “selfish personal agenda.” The Merkley campaign later confirmed to the Oregonian that they had reviewed the statement before it ran.

Now Mr. Kamberg, who by my count has posted no less than 15 attacks on Steve Novick since January, has been given posting privileges. It is hard not to see this as using this progressive community as window dressing to smear Steve Novick. I am sorry to have to say this, particularly to Jeff Alworth, Charlie Burr and the other contributors that have made this the centerpiece of Oregon’s progressive blogosphere, but I cannot allow this behavior to go unaddressed.

Now to Mr. Kamberg’s post.
* LIE - Henry in no way “doctored” Wikipedia. As the history of the edits clearly shows, he changed the text surrounding the discussion of Merkley’s vote of 2003’s HR 2 to include the full resolution text – rather than simply the lines stating support for the troops. As it read at the time, you would think that Jeff Merkley voted to support the troops and Steve Novick was criticizing that decision. But, it was not appropriate for Henry – as someone receiving payment from the campaign – to go into a user-based forum and make changes. Which is why Kari’s dodge about “I only speak for myself” inappropriate, just as it was inappropriate for Henry, while he was receiving money from the campaign, to make those changes.
* LIE - SB 124 did not “allow proposed charter schools” to “bypass[] “the district's rejection” “and appeal directly to the State Board of Education.” As Steve and his ODE associate’s testimony on that bill makes clear, that bypass option was already in the statute. This bill was a housekeeping measure to clarify that process. (Listen for yourself if you think that’s an unfair characterization).
* And as for this whole “speak truth to power” dichotomy Kevin wants to create, it seems pretty silly. It is pretty common knowledge in Oregon political circles that Steve turned down a job in the Governor’s office after the 2002 campaign over political differences with the Governor. Part of the reason he went to work at ODE was that he would have the freedom there to continue his push against the dramatic overpayments to video lottery retailers. Now to criticize him for refusing to cut off his nose in spite of his face seems pretty disingenuous – particularly for someone trumpeting the importance of “prudence.” What was he supposed to do, fly off the handle against his boss at a committee meeting and announce his resignation? That would be a sign of authentic leadership in your mind?
More generally, sometimes the only way to win a rigged game is to refuse to play. I hope this post makes that clear and others will see the treatment of this race on Blue Oregon for what it is – an extension of the Merkley campaign’s attacks on Steve Novick’s integrity.
Yep!

Monday, March 10, 2008

WMD Stockpiles: Privatize This

George W. Bush's 2004-05 effort to "secure" social security via privatization went over like a Hillary Clinton biography at Oprah's book club. Bush's futile effort took place about the same time somebody noticed that bicycle U-locks could be easily picked with a ballpoint pen. (Sept. 21, 2004)


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I'm Frightened Of My New Psychic Powers

Before going to sleep Sunday night I sat down and drafted for Monday morning what I hope will become a regular feature at WMD. The Monday Morning Flak Attack will be a weekly summary highlighting the funniest fabrications, fattest fibs and slimiest spin that politics has to offer.

But when I typed that headline I had no idea how timely and prophetic those words would turn out to be.

Just before midnight Sunday, BlueOregon's brand-new contributor and Jeff Merkley's one-man Slime Factory (pictured at right socializing with Merkley at a beer-drinking [gasp] fundraiser) posted a nice little hit piece on Steve Novick after the fighter with a hard left hook shocked the Democratic political establishment and overwhelmingly won the prized endorsement of the Oregon Education Association.

So it turned out that in fact there was a Monday morning flak attack in the senate primary. But how could I have known when I wrote that headline the night before? (shudder)

But wait! There's more.

Days earlier I sent a version of this e-mail to some people who follow BlueOregon.
Interesting to see that rainsticks man aka Kevin Kamberg (I hope for his sake his middle name isn't Kyle or Kurt) is now an official contributor on BlueOregon's front-page.

I guess we'll have to wait and see if he's going to be BlueOregon's new Merkley attack dog -- since Kari takes so much shit when he tries it. I'd be pretty shocked if that's not the motivation behind this move.
We Didn't have to wait very long.

There are two explanations for this newfound clairvoyance. One is the old "even a broken clock" cliche.

But then ... ... there's the other:

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Monday Morning Flak Attack: Senate Primary

Flak, as defined by Miriam-Webtser, is a noun derived from the German Fliegerabwehrkanonen (flyer defense cannons), developed in 1938.

A massive amount of flak is fired indiscriminately into the air in an attempt to create an impenetrable wall that can bring down an airborne enemy. Even when the often-off-the-mark pieces do manage to strike the target, an individual piece is usually so insignificant that the damage is hardly noticeable.

The trick with flak, of course, is to throw up so much that it keeps the enemy on the defensive. And the cumulative effect of repeated small strikes can ultimately bring a plane down. That's the theory, anyway.

You can probably figure out how the "flak" analogy applies to political campaigns.

To that end, WMD is launching a new regular feature wherein I scour the political blogosphere to highlight the most egregious and silly examples of the past week's flak.

To get the ball rolling, it's probably best to start with some low-hanging fruit, and that means Oregon's hotly contested U.S. Senate Democratic primary.

The Merkley campaign, and even Jeff himself, really, really, really worked hard to launch the silliest flak of the week. First came the attempt to dirty Novick with the trumped-up accusation that Novick's creative campaigning had run afoul the OLCC. Turns out it hadn't. Novick has been working with the OLCC throughout the entire process of using Left Hook Lager to raise funds, according to the OLCC. Apparently the Merkley camp never bothered to ask before firing. Flak doesn't have to be accurate. It just has to fill the air.

Then Merkley went on Portland's KPOJ and falsely accused Novick of "recently" favoring Ralph Nader over this year's Democratic presidential candidates. Whoops! That one didn't stand up to professional scrutiny very long.

It was a good effort at ineptitude by the Merkley campaign. But Team M's competition for Flak Attack heroes of the week had an unfair advantage.

News that Novick outflanked Merkley and overwhelmingly won the prized endorsement of the Oregon Education Association really unhinged the silly season barrage against him:

Did you know that it's a bad idea to use new and creative ways to get voters' attention in the early stages of a campaign? I know that's kind of counter-intuitive, but flak doesn't need to make sense, it just needs to fill the air.

Also, I always thought that a campaign was the sum of a complex assembly of many moving parts, but according to this week's Flak Attack grand-prize winners, a single ad or fund-raiser should be viewed as if it were the entire sum of the campaign's effort. Behold:
"...I don't see a funny video ad motivating many to vote for Novick in a general election match-up. If a meaningful percentage of voters were so easily swayed, then the Dems would be running comedians instead of experienced politicians."
Great idea, maybe someone should contact Al Franken and see if he wants to run for the Senate.
"Yes, I know Novick supporters are fans of the beer ad and Left Hook Lager. But there are Democratic voters who don't drink alcohol... why would they vote for the Left Hook Lager candidate?"
That previous comment is especially funny, because it was followed shortly by this one from the same person:
"But then, of course, I insist on being serious. Maybe some of the people here are bothered by that because they just want to have fun."
Oh, really, that's odd, because (and I say this sincerely and without a hint of sarcasm) while skimming this person's comments, I found myself wondering if I should take them at face value or if I was being duped by a very talented satirist.

COMING UP NEXT WEEK: less introduction and more flak!

Today in Oregon

Bye-bye blue sky!

Friday, March 7, 2008

The "HillaMonster" Strikes Again

Kieth Olbermann covers Hillary Clinton's latest low blows pretty well, labeling her a Lieberman Republican for her ongoing endorsement of John McCain over Barack Obama. This is a nice encapsulation of the HillaMonster's selfish crusade.