Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Metsger Calls Out Merkley's Fundraising

Looks like Oregon House Speaker and U.S. Senate candidate Jeff Merkley is taking some in-party heat for his decision to fund-raise during the upcoming special session.

The Oregonian's Jeff Mapes reported Tuesday that state Sen. Rick Metsger, who is running for secretary of state against fellow Democratic state Sens. Kate Brown, Brad Avakian and Vickie Walker, released a statement reiterating his intention to not raise money during the session. He also leveled some criticism at his primary opponents and Merkley.
Merkley is "the one who put the rule in" banning fund-raising for House members during the session, said Metsger. "Now he wants to make contributions to federal office different than to state office. To me, that is a distinction without a difference."
This seems similar to Merkley's robocall mess up, where he kicked off his campaign with a front-page story in the Oregonian detailing how he sent recorded campaign calls to people on the no-call list after having voted in the Oregon legislature to ban such calls. The law "doesn't take effect until January," Merkley campaign manager Jon Isaacs explained to the newspaper.

Give the campaign credit for following the letter of the law, if not its spirit. But the attitude seems more like politics-as-usual, not the "change" we're being promised.

In the thread of a different post on Mapes' blog, this one covering Merkley opponent Steve Novick's new ad, one of the commenters offered this: "Hilarious! No wonder Merkley is going to accept contributions during the session."

That observation, made with humorous intent, also appears to be spot on.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Just In Case You Got Distracted

With the news focus shifting lately to the growing economic slump and the antics of the 2008 primary elections, it's important to remember what's at stake here.

BAGHDAD — Sunni Arab guerrillas ambushed an American convoy in the northern city of Mosul with a roadside bomb on Monday, then sprayed survivors with machine-gun fire from perches in a nearby mosque, killing five American soldiers.

It was the second devastating attack on United States forces this month, bringing the number of fatalities to 36 this year, and the latest sign that the main front of the insurgency has shifted to northern Iraq. New York Times, published Jan. 29, 2008
Current Republican front-runner John McCain, who has a very realistic chance of beating whomever the Democrats nominate, says it's fine with him if the United States has troops in Iraq for the next 100 years. It's a good time for liberals and Democrats to step back, take a deep breath of inspiration, and remember who and what they're fighting for.


This war brought to you by George W. Bush and his employers.

This Is What 14" Looks Like

You may have heard that Spokane got 13.7 inches of snow yesterday.
That's a new record for the Inland Empire. My sisters sent some pictures:








Apparently there's more on the way. If less than a half-inch of snow can close Portland schools, could you imagine the Donner Party-like mayhem that would strike if Stumptown got dumped on like this?

A Beer With Novick

Oregon Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Steve Novick released another video ad today. This one comes two weeks after the campaign launched its first advertisement, which earned many positive reviews and front-page coverage in the Oregonian. The first ad aired for two weeks on television, and nearly 10,000 people have watched it online so far.

This new ad, titled "Beer with Steve," also relies on humor, partly playing off the notion that George W. Bush won elections because he was allegedly the type of guy people wanted to have a beer with.



UPDATE: The "web exclusive" release for Steve Novick seems to be picking up speed. It got noticed by the Oregonian and The Register-Guard. The ad's been featured on the front page by national blogger Atrios. It's also getting coverage at Huffington Post by HP Associate News Editor Will Thomas.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Man's Best Friend! Oh, Really?

Just days after blowing the lid off of who REALLY was the most annoying character in the diner scene from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, Mo Rocca may be on to something again in the video below. I've seen a lot of this type of behavior in Oregon. Especially in those seedy new "dog parks" popping up around Portland.

I just hope the Clark County GOP doesn't get wind of this, or it'll be plastered across their homepage before you can say "givin' the dog a bone."

Friday, January 25, 2008

Election 2008 Primer: Recognizing The Perfect Country & Western Song

Those vaguely mysterious but often-quoted "some" say that one of the keys for Oregon Democrats hoping to win statewide elections is the ability to pull in the more-conservative voters from rural Oregon and the Portland Metro bedroom communities that stretch to the tri-counties' outer reaches and beyond.

Knowing the finer points of country music certainly can't hurt win hearts and minds there, especially in those "east of the Cascades" locations like Republican incumbent U.S. Senator Gordon Smith's home town of Pendleton.

To that end, I've compiled a short primer on just what exactly makes The Perfect Country & Western Song:
This song, written by Steve Goodman and performed by David Allen Coe, seems like an obvious choice because Goodman went out of his way in the last verse to mention Mama, trains, trucks, prison, and gettin' drunk.


But this tune by one-eyed Dick Curless has got to be a close second.


And don't forget George Jones.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

CORRECTION

Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani doesn't look as much like kids' cereal mogul Count Chocula as I originally thought.

He looks more like Underdog nemesis Simon Bar Sinister.



The World's Maddest Dog regrets this error and any inconvenience it may have caused.

We Are Family

As the dust settles from this past weekend's lefty blogosphere hi-jinks and hysterics in the Oregon Democratic U.S. Senate primary, it's important to remember we're all in this together. Loaded Orygun's got a great video post from the Democratic Party of Oregon that reminds us all of the liberal values we share, the foundation the party is built on.

Maybe it's time to take a second and pick up on what the Sister Sledge are layin' down!

Monday, January 21, 2008

Going Negative On Novick: Jealous Much?

(UPDATED BELOW)

If the topsy-turvy national primary season has taught us one thing, it's that having a good week certainly comes with its consequences. I guess that's to be expected in the game of politics-as-usual.

And it's no newsflash that Steve Novick's (pictured at left) U.S. Senate campaign has been picking up steam as of late.

The release of its catchy new television ad earned coverage on the front-page of The Oregonian and got more notice from Register-Guard reporter David Steves. The Salem Statesman-Journal declared Novick one of the week's "winners." The once-skeptical Ashland Daily Tidings is now convinced that Novick's "humor is a welcome and refreshing change. He is anything but a politically washed and dried, spin-cycle candidate speaking only in elementary talking points."

Several friends of mine who don't follow politics the way the rest of us do commented that they had seen the ad by "that politician I've been talking about." Their reviews were unanimously positive. These personal anecdotes apparently weren't isolated events, as the Novick campign blew past the goals it set for more ad buys.

In D.C., political insider newspapers Roll Call and The Hill took notice of Novick's campaign.

At the same time, the mainstream media were starting to notice how primary opponent Jeff Merkley's rhetoric was morphing closer and closer to Novick's.

But then the strangest thing (insert wry grin here) began to happen. Negative stories about Novick started popping up on the internet from the usual suspects -- and some not-so-usual suspects.

On Jan. 15, Senate Guru 2008 attempted to smear Novick with an accusation that he recently plagiarized rhetoric from Barack Obama's presidential campaign. Turns out Novick's been using the line in question since the first official day of his campaign nearly a year ago. And this wasn't the first time the "Guru" had pursued and pushed a false negative narrative about Novick.

Then on Jan. 16, BlueOregon front-paged a piece by the Oregon Economics blog wondering if Steve Novick isn't just a little too short to be elected.

But the whopper of them all came on Jan. 18, when Merkley campaign consultant Kari Chisholm -- whose internet consulting company Mandate Media also publishes BlueOregon -- wrote an outraged post on that site about a brand new, eh-hmm, scandal he was "sad" to have to report about his "friends" at the Novick campaign.

From Oregonian reporter Jeff Mapes' blog (which mentions this incident only as part of a post about other issues):

Liz Kimmerly, who is working on the Novick campaign, is also starting a Progressive Democrats chapter in Oregon. And she allegedly tried to rush through an endorsement process that critics thought was rigged to favor her man Novick.

Blue Oregon founder Kari Chisholm, who is supporting Merkley, wrote a quite outraged post about it. Novick's campaign manager, Jake Weigler, responded to the same post that this was all about nothing. He said that Kimmerly recused herself from the process, and the local chapter agreed to put off the endorsement for a month after the Merkley campaign complained.

That was on Friday. On Saturday, the chapter met and one attendee, blogger Ben DuPree of Witigonen, said Kimmerly still seemed to be pushing for a quick endorsement before Moses Ross, a political operative and Democratic Party activist, took over and slowed things down. Novick, Neville and Merkley's campaign manager, Jon Isaacs, were present and it sounds like quite the lively night, if you're into that sort of low-stakes drama.

Although Register-Guard reporter David Steves first reported the story on his blog, Steves' version of events seemed much tamer than Chisholm's two overwrought BlueOregon posts on behalf of his outrageously wronged client (that wry grin again). Given Chisholm's and others' hysterical comments about this episode being the dirtiest trick in Oregon Democratic history, you'd never know what the real, un-entangled journalists were reporting about this "low-stakes drama."

From Steves' post:

Democratic consultant Moses Ross, who was asked to take that duty over, said he’d been concerned that Kimmerly was trying to rush the endorsement process. But he added that he didn’t think the Novick staffer was trying to rig the process to benefit her boss—even though that could have been the effect.

“I don’t sense there were any dirty tricks involved - just enthusiastic activists,” said Ross, who is not involved with the campaigns of any of the Democrats running for the Senate seat held by Republican Gordon Smith.

“I think it will be a fair and-above board process. And that’s my role to see that that happens,” Ross said.

Novick campaign manager Jake Weigler said no one on his staff, including Kimmerly, saw the PDA endorsement as an opportunity to game the system. He said Kimmerly had been involved with the Progressive Dems when she lived in Los Angeles before relocating to Portland, so it made sense that she would start a chapter here for reasons other than to help her candidate pick up an endorsement.

It’s not unreasonable to ask why Chisholm is trying to make such a big thing out of a "scandal" nobody else but Merkley's internet partisans seem all that interested in. Merkley is a paying client of Chisholm's company, Mandate Media. That same company publishes BlueOregon. There’s no disputing that.

The question is, does BlueOregon come along with the deal when a candidate hires Chisholm and Mandate Media, which thrives on its Democratic Party establishment clients? Sure looks like it does, especially when you consider the "Is-Novick-too-short-to-be-elected?" post that preceded the current "scandal" Chisholm’s trying to build up against his client's opponent.

There's a real reason Oregonian columnist Steve Duin referred to Chisholm as the "Democratic Party errand boy who runs BlueOregon." It's no mistake he's already earned Willamette Week's Rogue of the Week for his "excessive use of bullshit in his mudslinging" against the Novick campaign.

I admit that I've enjoyed the guilty pleasure of watching Chisholm in political operative mode using BlueOregon to beat the drum against Republicans. It's much less amusing when he does it unfairly to fellow Democrats. I'll admit to being a hypocrite on that score.

But the sky-is-falling posts at BlueOregon on this drummed up attempt to further smear Novick are at least as tainted by conflict of interest as were Liz Kimmerly's alleged efforts to put herself in charge of a somewhat obscure group's relatively "meaningless" (Chisholm's word ) endorsement for the Senate nomination.

The Merkley camp appears desperately willing to go out of its way to hit the gutter -- from co-opting Novick's bolder message to engaging in any low-stakes drama it can pump entirely out of proportion.

What drives this? It's gotta be Novick's recent successes. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to have a good week. Maybe the proper response from the Novick campaign (and in the spirit of the people mercilessly pimping these pumped up dramas) should be: jealous much?


“Fake” Scandal Backfires On Merkley Operative
(UPDATE: Tuesday, January 22, 11:45 a.m.)

Well, “Endogate” really got interesting this morning. In the thread of Chisholm’s third breathless post pushing the latest line of attack, Progressive Democrats of America Executive Director Tim Carpenter weighed in to ask Chisholm to stop misrepresenting the nature of their previous telephone conversation and to stop using BlueOregon and the DPA in a “swift boat campaign” against Novick. Carpenter's comment speaks for itself:

Kari,
It was my hope that after you began your effort to misrepresent my conversation with you on the phone you would allow the work of PDA to move forward. I was wrong! When you called me I had just completed my chometherpy session and just had a shot in my eye...you never said you were blogging... simply calling to ask a few questions..I never said anyting about 48 hours...never..Liz was active in PDA in California before she moved to OR to begin a Portland Chapter. she had been on a number of calls with national PDA...her work with PDA predates her move to OR... if you are really about building the progressive movement which I think you are...it's time to stop the swift boat campaign and allow the PDA chapter to move forward and the Senate race to get back to talking about single payer heatlh care, the end of the occuaption of Iraq and building the movement. It was never my intent to jump into this...it's time to get back to organizing...finally I invite folks to visit the PDA site at PDAmerica.org and read about the great OR PDA work that is moving foward ...onward! Posted by: tim carpenter | Jan 22, 2008 7:27:34 AM @ BlueOregon (emphasis mine, ellipses are Carpenter's)

There are certainly a lot of questions that should be answered, but not by the Novick campaign. Given the recent pattern of fraudulent attacks against Steve Novick’s character, one can only wonder if the Merkley camp has realized that bold and fresh beats “washed and dried, spin cycle” politics no matter how much old-guard establishment props a candidate piles up.

Again – in the spirit of the motives behind this pattern of trumped up charges – one can only ask: jealous much?

WMD Stockpiles: The Swiftboaters' Swiftboaters


(September 8, 2004)
The "Swiftboat Veterans for Truth" took out John Kerry with a factually challenged but pernicious campaign to impugn his integrity by questioning his purple-heart service in Vietnam.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

MSM Notices Merkley's Shifting Rhetoric

The mainstream media has taken notice of U.S. Senate candidate Jeff Merkley's evolving position on the federal No Child Left Behind Act. Register-Guard reporter David Steves points out that Merkley's open letter last week calling for the "full-scale overhaul" of NCLB, and his charge at the University of Oregon that the law "needs to be thrown out," are different from the position he articulated just days before.
That seems to be a less kind and less gentle approach than the one Merkley took on Jan. 8, when he vowed in a press release to "Improve No Child Left Behind."

That same day, his chief Democratic rival, Steve Novick, called for the repeal of NCLB.

It's apparent that the Merkley camp figured out fairly quickly that Novick's bolder call to abolish the bad law was resonating better with voters than did Merkley's watered-down plan for a fix. So give Merkley credit for understanding the old maxim that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em (or at least co-opt their ideas).

On a side note: I find this incident of Merkley "borrowing" Novick's rhetoric especially ironic, given the recent embarrassingly mismanaged attempt by blogger Senate Guru 2008 to paint Novick as a campaign copycat. Seems it's Merkley who's the more deserving target of the Guru's plagiarism scrutiny.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Montana News: There Was a Mad Moose On the Loose, So They Cooked Its Goose

News out of Montana this week proves the old adage that it doesn't pay to be a blind bull moose that's starving, tired and getting buzzed by snowmobiles. (OK, I can't really vouch for how old that adage actually is, but it's no less true).

State wildlife officials killed a bull moose blinded by eye disease that was gaining a reputation for attacking skiers and snowmobilers on a groomed trail near Big Mountain.

From The Missoulian:
Just ask the guy who grooms the snowmobile trails between Canyon Creek and the summit of Big Mountain. He encountered the moose back on Dec. 27, and reported it had attacked his grooming machine.

A couple days later, the moose kicked a snowmobile, ripping the hood right off. Later that same day, it kicked in the side of yet another machine.

...on Jan. 9, two groups of skiers - seeking quiet on the northern side of Big Mountain - startled the moose in two separate encounters.

One described the moose as "a big animal, and it's angry."

The other was forced to smack it in the nose with a ski pole to drive it off.

Still, the moose "came at me about 10 more times," said skier Kevin Green. "It was just mad and coming right at me. I just kept backing my way up the hill into the trees."

A moose unable to see would be unable to forage, and weakened by the lack of food, would be more likely to stick to the easygoing groomed trails rather than the deep woods. But that, of course, would put it into contact with skiers and snowmobilers, and they would have seemed a threat to the blinded animal, perhaps causing it to charge aggressively

...Still, officials noted that wildlife and recreationists have been co-existing in the Canyon Creek drainage for years, and officials were reluctant to kill the animal.

"We dispatch an animal only as a last resort," said Jim Satterfield, FWP's regional supervisor. "In this case, this was the only responsible course of action, given the incident with the skiers and the condition of the moose."
Did he say they dispatched the moose to a resort? Well that's nice. I wonder if that resort is anywhere near the farm my parents said they sent our German shepherd to when he started biting people?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The WMD Stockpiles: It Just keeps Going and Going


(Feb. 21, 2004)


(April 14, 2004)
A little spin on Bob Woodward's book "Plan of Attack," which claimed to tell the insider's story of the Raaahpublican (as Woodward likes to pronounce it) Bush Administration's reality-defying march to war.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Oregon Senate Fundraising News:

Smith On Top; Merkley's Mythical 'Record'

Fourth-quarter fund-raising news for Oregon's U.S. Senate race is in, and as expected, Republican incumbent Gordon Smith pulled further away from his potential Democratic opponents, reporting in with a whopping $900,000 for the last quarter. Smith has raised $7 million so far in the campaign and has $4.5 million cash on hand.

Old-guard Democratic establishment candidate Jeff Merkley raised $619,000 from October through December. That brings his campaign total to $913,000, with $528,000 cash on hand.

Underdog wunderkind Steve Novick raised $219,000 in the last quarter. His campaign has raised $541,000 since entering the race and has $292,000 cash on hand.

As per the usual, Register-Guard reporter David Steves chimes in on his blog with some of the best coverage, including reactions from all the campaigns.

Steves' report puts more focus on the Democrats in the contested primary fight, and he does a pretty good job of putting into proper perspective the Merkley camp's "record-breaking" claims:
Merkley’s campaign says its fourth-quarter figure, combined with its third-quarter numbers, push him to a record start in raising cash in an Oregon Senate challenger’s first two quarters. That’s a stat that even a baseball stat freak would struggle to love - from the mid-60s to the 1990s, Oregon’s two senators didn’t draw serious opposition. And since Gordon Smith and Ron Wyden entered the Senate in 1996, only once had either faced a full-fledged challenger. That was Secretary of State Bill Bradbury, who lost to Smith in 2002. Bradbury raised $562,000 in his first two quarters. Hence the claim of a record.
Oregonian reporter Jeff Mapes also offers some interesting perspective:

What will the winner do if Smith goes on the attack with a big-dollar advertising campaign just weeks after the primary? That's just what the senator did six years ago with a series of ads that dismembered Secretary of State Bill Bradbury, who didn't have the money to respond.
It's just getting interesting, folks. Looks like it's gonna be a wild ride.

Packers' Grant Proves Persistence Pays

Packers running back Ryan Grant, who with Brett Favre and crew will face New York Sunday in the NFC Championship Game, has a long history with the Giants. In fact, he may just be the most motivated football player on the planet next week. His is a tale of how with hard work, persistence and a little God-given talent, even the most over-looked underdog can come out on top.

Grant played high school football less than 20 miles from Giants Stadium. So it was no surprise when the Giants signed him in 2005 as an undrafted free agent out of Notre Dame, where he shared the backfield with Maurice Jones-Drew. He spent the entire season on the practice squad and was listed on the injured reserve for all of 2006. (He used the free time to volunteer as a coach at Queen of Peace H.S. in North Arlington, NJ).

He was impressive in pre-season this year but was fifth on the Giants depth chart behind Brandon Jacobs, Derrick Ward, (former Oregon Duck) Reuben Droughns and Ahmad Bradshaw. The Packers, knowing he would be cut and in need of a back-up themselves, gave the Giants a sixth-round pick for him before another team could pick him up on waivers.

As a back-up with Green Bay, he went into the Denver game on Week Eight with just six carries for 27 yards, but when starter DeShawn Wynn went down in the second quarter with a shoulder injury, Packers coach Mike McCarthy called on Grant. He responded with 104 yards on 22 carries.

Grant has been Green Bay's go-to back ever since. In Week 11 he was named as the Fed Ex Ground player of the week. He picked up 119 yards and a touchdown on 25 carries, making him the first running back all season to run for 100 yards against the Vikings' second-ranked rush defense. His workhorse 201-yard performance in the snow last week against Seattle helped lead his team to the NFC Championship Game.

Now, in one of those inspiring ironic sports moments, the once-unappreciated back stands between his former New York teammates and the Super Bowl.

Novick Releases First TV Commercial

Senate candidate Steve Novick's first ad looks like a winner. It's a nice introduction to Steve with a touch of humor.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Senate Candidates Agree On Four Debates

The Register-Guard's David Steves reported Friday that the Democratic candidates for U.S. Senate have agreed on four debates. Steves lists them as Jan. 22 at Pendleton, March 7 at Eugene, April 5 at Newport and another on April 15, with the location to be announced.

Steve Novick, Jeff Merkley, Candy Neville and David Loera will attend the Jan. 22 and March 7 debates. The hosts of the two confirmed debates in April will determe who to invite. The April 5 event is sponsored by the League of Women voters. The April 15 debate is sponosred by KGW and The Oregonian.

The campaigns are still discussing the possiblity of more debates, according to Steves.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Sketchy New Bike Boxes Get Times' Attention



The New York Times took notice of the Portland cycling scene again today with a feature story about how the city is acting to protect cyclists.
..."bike boxes" will be laid out on the roadway to provide a clearly designated place for cyclists, in front of and in full view of drivers, to wait for traffic lights to change. The boxes will be marked with signs and wide stripes alerting drivers to stop behind them at red lights.
More publicity for Portland on the heels of last month's Wall Street Journal article about Rep. Earl "Bikeman" Blumenauer.

As the story notes, the bike boxes are intended chiefly to reduce the risk of "right hook" collisions, the kind most frequently reported in Portland, in which a driver makes a right turn without seeing a cyclist who often approaches from behind and moves into the driver’s path as the driver slows or is waiting to turn.

Drivers will not be allowed to pass through the bike box to turn right on a red light, although many right hooks now occur after the light has turned green.

Although the boxes are a nice try, the reality is that as long as the government continues to give cyclists the common-sense-defying message that it is safe to pass on the right a vehicle that is turning right, people are going to continue to get hurt no matter how many lines and boxes Sam Adams paints on the ground or how many colors he uses.

The person best equipped to avoid the “right hook” situation is the bicyclist.

Everything that person needs to know is literally right in front of him or right next to him, and the cyclist has the most unobstructed view. When Portland office of Transportation Bicycle Coordinator Roger Geller tells the Times that the bike boxes will be in place because “we want (drivers) to have that visual cue to take a look over their shoulder,” he’s basically admitting that fact.

Yet the law puts the burden on the driver who has to use his mirror or crane his neck through numerous blind spots. It defies reason, and because of that, if the government keeps sending people into that "right hook" maelstrom under the ruse that it's OK because it's painted lines on the road and told drivers to look out, well, people are going to continue to get smacked.

No matter how careful drivers are, every once in a while someone's going to make a mistake. And because you've taken responsibility out of the hands of the cyclist -- the person in the best position to avoid the crash -- and put it in the hands of the driver, the person in the worst position, accidents are going to happen.

Years ago when I was a Portland bike messenger (some of my cohorts are still "on the job") before there were bike lanes and before cycling was trendy or a political movement , we avoided the "right hook" situation like the plague. I wouldn't even put myself in that position at an intersection with a car that wasn't signaling a turn. Yet it takes place everyday now in Portland, under government orders.

As long as that’s the case, every once in awhile people are going to be hurt in collisions they could have avoided.

Stop telling people it is a good idea to approach and pass a vehicle in an intersection where that vehicle has the opportunity to turn in front of their path!

One more thing, if you expect the government to guarantee your safety in an environment where you are on a 20-pound bike among 3,000-pound vehicles, you ought to hang up your pedals right now, 'cause "uncle Sam" simply cannot deliver that.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Audacity of Hope

Notorious Hollywood conservative Bob Hope gets his political partisans confused here, but it's still a pretty funny line.

Monday, January 7, 2008

A Change Is Gonna Come (?)

One thing for sure, the Obama presidential campaign has already brought about at least one change.

In 2004, the big story after the Iowa caucus was "the scream," a negative narrative that dragged down a campaign.

In 2008, the story after the Iowa caucus is "the speech," a positive narrative that is lifting up a campaign.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Whitey On The Moon

Gil Scott-Heron's poem and song "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" is an instant classic -- an anthem for the turbulent '70s -- and in many ways is even more relevant today. The man's written some fantastically funky social commentary. But when I listen to this one ...



... I can't help thinking of the song Garret Morris performed for Saturday Night Live on January 24, 1976. Dressed as a convict appearing in front of the parole board, Morris breaks out this tune:
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.
Damn the persistence of memory.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

The WMD Stockpiles: He Said 'Caucus' (heh, heh)


(February 17, 2004)

Bicycling Blumenauer In The WSJ

Oregon Rep. Earl Blumenauer's love of cycling is well known in these parts, but his reputation as D.C.'s premier "bikeman" recently got the attention of the Wall Street Journal. From a Dec. 29 article:
WASHINGTON -- A little after 6:00 one morning, Earl Blumenauer emerged from his Capitol Hill row house. The temperature hovered near 40 degrees and it was really raining. The Oregon congressman hopped on his rust-colored Trek Portland, an aluminum-frame bicycle with a carbon front fork designed to absorb road shock, and pedaled to his office.

Though he was alone on the road, and despite the downpour, he stopped at every red traffic signal. At one odd-shaped intersection, Mr. Blumenauer mused aloud about all the streets jutting off at odd angles. Perfect for a traffic circle, he suggested.

Later that morning, House Minority Leader John Boehner, the Ohio Republican, was incredulous that anyone had been out in such weather. "Are you out of your mind?" he asked.

"Bikeman," a House colleague from Oregon calls him. Mr. Blumenauer owns seven bikes. His congressional office is one of the few — if not the only one — that didn’t even apply for a parking permit. On occasion, Mr. Blumenauer has cycled to the White House. On Mr. Blumenauer’s first visit, the Secret Service, more accustomed to limousines, was flummoxed at the sight of his bike.

"I leaned it up against the portico," Mr. Blumenauer says.

He launched the Congressional Bike Caucus, a bipartisan group that promotes public investment in cycling. In his early days, he tracked down Speaker Newt Gingrich in the House gym to pitch transit-fare subsidies for House workers. He got them. As the ranks of the Bicycle Caucus have grown — there are now more than 170 members — money for bike projects has grown, more than doubling during his time in office.

With Democrats in the majority for the first time since he came to Washington, Mr. Blumenauer snagged a seat on the Ways and Means Committee, and has had some success peddling a proposal to encourage bike commuting. The tax code already encourages employers to subsidize parking spots for workers who drive or fare cards for those who use mass transit. But it is silent on bikes.

"You can’t provide a benefit for people who burn calories instead of petroleum," says Mr. Blumenauer, in disbelief. "It just seemed outrageous that somebody who cycles got zip."

The provision would encourage employers to provide fringe benefits to bicycle commuters — such as for repairs and annual upkeep — at a cost to American taxpayers of $1 million a year.
(The WSJ's website is subscription only, so these excerpts will have to do until you can find a hard copy)

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

From the WMD Stockpiles: The Bunker Bureau


(Sept. 25, 2004 / redone in color 2006)