From The WMD Stockpiles: The Scalia Collection

Tonight 60 Minutes focused on that combative rascal of modern wing-nut judicial philosophy, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (also known as "Nino"), one of the five judges who handed the White House to George W. Bush in 2000.

In honor of Nino's national network publicity, WMD has unearthed these scuds from the stockpiles.

March 25, 2004

CONTEXT: If Dubya is The Decider, then Scalia is The Recuser.

April 9, 2004

CONTEXT: Controversy ensued when a U.S. marshall assigned to protect the Supreme Court justice during a speech in Mississippi forced two reporters covering the event to erase their recordings.

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